I love "Dear Blank" jokes!!

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...

                                                                                                     Sincerely, the Titanic.

Lol :P

Have you ever come across “Dear blank” jokes? I am obsessed with them. They are funny and really creative. Here are a few of my favourites. All these jokes are taken from the site http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/ When I first came across this site I got sooo.. addicted to these jokes, I think I checked out the entire site in two-three days. These jokes kind of grow on you. So don’t go crazy trying to figure them out ,if you don’t understand them at first.

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

                                                                                     

                                                              Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Buffy,

We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.

                                                         

                                                         Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.

                                                    

                                                            Sincerely, J.K. Rowling

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

    

                                                                                             Sincerely, Google

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

                                                                              Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

                                                                              Sincerely, Myspace

hehe :) :) :D..... if you find a totally awesome dear blank  joke, do share with me. I cant get enough of them.

Xoxo

Ginger