LMAO Thursdays- Dear blank jokes time!

Dear Board of Education,

You spelled "bored" wrong.

                                                          Sincerely, students around the world.

Dear Spongebob,

You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?

                                                           Sincerely, you're a tampon.

Dear boy who broke my heart,

I watch Burn Notice, CSI, Psych, White Collar, Cops, Police POV, Dexter and NCIS.

                                                         Sincerely, ...there will be no evidence.

Dear Concerned Parents,

Why was I home late? Oh, you know, the usual... landing in jail, running across railroads, and spending hundreds of dollars.

                                                        Sincerely, seriously though, monopoly is a really long game.

Dear ladies,

There is no such things as automatic doors... just gentlemen ninjas.

                                                      Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear "I slept over at a friend's house last night",

I called five of your friends, you slept over at all of their houses, and apparently you're still asleep at three of them...

                                                     Sincerely, suspicious mom.

Dear "I slept over at a friend's house last night",

I called five of your friends, you slept over at all of their houses, and apparently you're still asleep at three of them...

                                                  Sincerely, suspicious mom.

Dear facebook,

Please have a "mentally dating my favorite fictional character" relationship option.

                                                 Sincerely, the world needs to know about me and Fred Weasley.

Dear attractive guy who's blatantly staring at me,

If I walk any sexier, my butt will fall off.

                                                 Sincerely, seriously, I can't do this much longer...

Dear puzzle piece,

Now you fit!

                                                 Sincerely, scissors.

All these jokes have been taken from the site http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/. Its a fantastic site to waste time! If you dont't have a life(like me), i can tell you lots of more sites to kill your time. :).

Yes the Internet is my best friend :/ .!!

And i felt like thursdays are always ignored in front of the other days of the week! Thus the title LMAO thurdays!

It would be fun to read DBPB jokes in Indian context, do you have some in mind.?

Do share if you find any good DBPB jokes, in the site.

xoxo