LMAO Thursdays- Dear Blank Jokes!

I seriously can’t get enough of these DBPB jokes. Enjoy!!

Dear Dracula,

Remember that night 9 months ago? Yeah... well we have a son. His name is Edward.

Sincerely, Tinkerbell.

Dear world,

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?!

Sincerely, Kevin Bacon.

Dear people,

While reading this sentence, the brain doesn't process that the word "the" was used twice in a row.

Sincerely, yeah I lied, but you went back to check, didn't you?

Dear "I wasn't that drunk",

You were hugging an old man with a beard screaming "DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE ALIVE!"

Sincerely, sober people don't do that...

Dear self,

The proper response to the cute waiter who said "enjoy your meal" is not "you too."

Sincerely, good work.

Happy thursday people!! :D

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