LMAO Thursdays- DPBP jokes!

Having the most boring Thursday huh, no worries, I am here with some funny as hell dear blank jokes to save you!!

"Ha haha Ha haha haha" *starts to laugh in Mandark style*

Dear world,

My daughter starts driving on December 21, 2012....

                                                              Sincerely, it's all so clear...

Dear "I'm never going to use this in real life",

That awkward moment when a someone holds a gun to your head and demands you recite the quadratic formula...

                                                             Sincerely, it could happen.

Dear girl who asked my overweight friend when she was due,

I loved the look on your face when she replied, "I don't know, ask your boyfriend."

                                                                  Sincerely, bet you didn't see that coming.

Dear three impossibilities of the world,

Can't count your hair, can't wash your eyes with soap, and can't stick out your tongue and breathe out of your mouth...

                                              Sincerely, put your tongue back in, you look like a dog!

 

Dear World,

When live gives you lemons, make a dress.

                                             Sincerely, Lady Gaga.

Dear World,

I told a chemistry joke once...

                                            Sincerely, there was no reaction.

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

                                           Sincerely, God.

Dear single people on Valentine's Day,

It's not the end of the world. You still have 10 months....

                                          Sincerely, Mayans.

P.S. These Jokes have been taken from www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

P.P.S. If you know who Mandark is, I am giving you a virtual hug right now.

P.P.P.S. Don't act like you did not stick out your tounge at that "Impossibilities of the world" joke. You know who you are! :P