The Return Of The "Dear Blank" Jokes

Warning: This post has nothing to do with confessions. Or even with Saturdays for that matter.

A joke format of "Blank Blank hona chaiye, Blank toh Blank bhi hota hai" was circulating recently. Oh god I love such crazy joke formats. You remember the "Gubbarewala...Hmmmm" joke format? What on earth was that and what did it mean? Did those jokes have some hidden meaning that I didn't know of, please enlighten me if you guys know what I am talking about.

Anyway, a long long time ago, I used to share "Dear blank please blank" jokes on a feature called LMAO Thursdays on my blog (please don't ask me what happened to that feature. Just don't.) I was recently killing time surfing the DBPB jokes site again, and thought about sharing some of the good ones with you here.

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Dear everyone, 

Please we get it, we dress awesomely. What do you think we spent all that time in the closet doing anyway?

                                                                                                                                 Sincerely, gay men _________________________

Dear Bruno Mars, 

Okay, it was cute the first few times you sang Just The Way You Are, but this is getting ridiculous. Will you just answer my question? Does this dress make me look fat? 

                                                                                                  Sincerely, your girlfriend who's getting tired of this

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Dear Facebook, 

Consider changing it from "What's on your mind" to "what the hell is it this time?" 

                                                                                                                                Sincerely, just saying

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Dear Isrealis and Palestinians, 

We were here first so please shut up about it.

                                                                                                        Sincerely, Single Celled Organisims 

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Dear P.E. teacher, 

You said to do my report on a sport. Last time I checked, Quidditch is definitely a sport. Your argument is invalid. 

                                                                                                                        Sincerely, No regrets. 

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Dear movie watcher, 

Your parents are about to walk in. 

                                                                                           Sincerely, the only sex scene in the movie 

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Dear Rose, 

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. 

                                                                                                                                                Sincerely, Jack

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If you want to  have a DBPB joke fiesta check out the site Dear Blank Please Blank, from where all the above jokes have been taken from. 

Karishma
xoxo

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